TWELVE:
You talk with him/her late at night and when you go to bed you still think of him/her.ELEVEN:
You walk really slowly when you are with him/her.TEN:
You don’t feel Ok when he/she is far away.NINE:
You smile when you hear his/her voice.EIGHT:
When you look at him/her,you do not see other people around you. You see only him/her.SIX:
He/She is everything you want to think.FIVE:
You realise that you smile every time you look at him/her.FOUR:
You would do anything to see him/her.THREE:
While you have been reading this, there was a person in your mind all the time.TWO:
You’ve been so busy thinking of that person that you didn’t notice that number 7 is missing.ONE:
You are going to check above if that’s true and now you are silently laughing to yourself.



We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.
Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead.
All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others.
A good listener is a good talker with a sore throat.
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.
Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.
Reality is the leading cause of stress amongst those in touch with it.
Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed.
Not only is life a bitch, it has puppies.
If you can spend a perfectly useless afternoon in a perfectly useless manner, you have learned how to live.
HOW TO SEE WHEN YOU ARE IN LOVE WITH SOME ONE REALLY TOOK ME ON THAT REALLY TRUE