Sardar1 : Bara dukh howa si teri wife di mout ki khabar sunker, wase hoya ki si? Sardar2 : Goli lagi si matthe vich. Sardar1 : Shukar rabb da ankh bach gai.

Software isn’t released, it’s allowed to escape.

has watched fourteen eppies of NCIS all in a row. they can kill you so many ways, and no one will know. Sleep with one eye open.

The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time. (Mark Twain)

Men have a much better time of it than women. For one thing, they marry later, for another thing, they die earlier.

Have you ever wondered why when you ask a person if they were stuck on an island and could only bring one thing they never say a boat?

People in cars cause accidents. Accidents in cars cause people.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it and then misapplying the wrong remedies.

Life is short. So buy the shoes!

This is definitely a moment that requires chocolate.