wife di mout ki khabar sun ker
Sardar1 : Bara dukh howa si teri wife di mout ki khabar sunker, wase hoya ki si? Sardar2 : Goli lagi si matthe vich. Sardar1 : Shukar rabb da ankh bach gai.
has watched fourteen eppies
has watched fourteen eppies of NCIS all in a row. they can kill you so many ways, and no one will know. Sleep with one eye open.
The fear of death follows
The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time. (Mark Twain)
Men have a much
Men have a much better time of it than women. For one thing, they marry later, for another thing, they die earlier.
Have you ever wondered
Have you ever wondered why when you ask a person if they were stuck on an island and could only bring one thing they never say a boat?