Chahat wo nahi jo jaan deti hai, Chahat wo nahi jo muskaan deti hai. Ae dost chahat wo hai, Jo pani mein gira aansoo pehchan leti hein.

Difference between Problem , Talent and Kismat 2 Boys love 1 Girl = PROBLEM! 1 Boy love 2 Girls = TALENT! 2 Girls love 1 Boy = KISMAT

Know how to prevent sagging? Just eat till the wrinkles fill out.

You know you’re addicted to Facebook when you find yourself checking your status … in your sleep.

Altaf bhai jab school gaye Teacher ne pucha? mere pas 4 apple hain, 5 bachon me kaise taqseem karein? ALTAF BHAI:ek bache ko urado:-D

If you are not committing any sins, you are probably not having a lot of fun.

George washington said “We would have a black president when pigs fly!”… well, swine flu.

Dil ki Halat batana nahi aata … Kisi ko aisey Tarpana nahi aata …. Sunna chahte hain ek baar Aawaz aap ki … Magar baat karne ka Bahana nahi aata !! Unhein Piyar karna nahi aata …. Aur Hamein Piyar ke siwa kuch nahi aata …. Jeene k sirf ye Do
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One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors.

People say that things happen for a reason. So when I hit you up side the head, remember I had a reason.