Never try to baptise a cat.

Deewar Wo Dar Se Sar Takrayi Saari Raat Unse Shikwa Kaise Jinki Yaad Ne Bitha Ke Pehlo Me Saari Raat Aankhoun Me Kaati Dard Naa Bataya Saari Raat Unse Shikwa Kis Munh Se Ho Jinke Hai Ehsaan Bohut Jinki Narm Yaad Ne Dukhta Dil Sehlaya Saari Raat Roote
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If you had to pick a nick-name for me wut would it be??? Answers below plzz…

I’ve been in love with the same woman for many years. If my wife ever finds out, she’ll kill me!

Tanha tha is duniya ki bheer main Socha koi nahin mery taqdeer main Aik din aap ne dosti ka hath barhaya To laga kuch to khas tha hato ki lakeer main

If carrots are so good for the eyes, how come I see so many dead rabbits on the highway?

You said you wouldn’t be like the others, so why are you doing the same stuff to me they did?

A Sardar & his wife were waiting for train itne main KHYBER MAIL aa gaye Sardar bhag k train mein charha or apni wife se bola jab khyber female aye to tum bhi ajana

Earth may stop rotating Birds may stop flying Candles may stop melting Fishes may stop swimming Heart may stop breathing But i will never stop Missing you my friend.

It wasn’t me unless it was good then I did it two times