Marriage is give and take. You’d better give it to her or she’ll take it anyway.

suffers from PMS..Pre Monday Syndrome

The economy depends about as much on economists as the weather does on forecasters.

Anything worth a damn ain’t easy to get; anything easy to get ain’t worth a damn.

There is no time like the pleasant.

Hormones. Caffeine. Sleep Deprivation. Do ya feel lucky..?

Mujh ko yaad hai ab bhi wo chaht ka zmana wo tera dorty hue meri taraf chaly ana wo mujh ko dekh kar tere hotoin per muskuraht ka jhilmilana wo meri bahon mai aa kar tera mujh mai sama jana wo bat bat mein mera rooth sa jana wo itny piyar sey tera mujh
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Starz light stars bright, U r the only star I c tonite, I wish I might be there guarding ur dreams tonight Good Night & Sweet dreams

Q: What did the gangster’s son tell his dad when he failed his examination? A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything.”

My gamer fragged your honor student.