Money isn’t everything…. there’s credit cards, money orders, and traveler’s checks.

Gham ney hasney na diya, zamanay ney roney na diya, is uljhano ney jiney na diya, thak k jab sitaron sey panah li, neend aayi tho aapki yaad ne sone na diya

Roz subha hum karte hain py! ar se thumne good morning… aur aise ghoor ke dekti ho jaise 0 errors aur 5 warning…

If the shoe fits, beat someone senseless with it.

Credit cards are very dangerous. Every time I try to use one, somebody starts chasing me with scissors.

Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats You can make free calls!

Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.

Meri wafao ka duniya kya sila degi bahut karegi naya jakham ek laga degi Mai sange mil hoon pathar nahi hoon raste ka Ki jab bhi chahegi duniya mujhe hata degi Dilo ki shama jalate chalo ki iske siwa Chirag jo bhi jalenge hawa bujha degi Tumhare jahno
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Men are like placemats, they only show up when there’s food on the table.