Monday sucks more than a vacuum cleaner.

Sunehri dhoop barsat k baad Thori si hansi her baat k baad Usi tarag ho Mubarak aap ko 2010, 2009 k baad Wish You a HaPPu HaPPy New Year..

Living the christian life doesn’t mean I am free from sin, It doesn’t mean I am perfect.. It doesn’t even mean I won’t fall. It means JESUS walks with me!

I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums.

F R I E N D S H I P ,;*”*;, is like *; ,;* a __)(____ TRee….. It is not MEASURED by how TALL it could be, but how deeply the roots have grown

Ketlaay varshe mali che tu he sakhi, Me sajavi che taari maate ghazal ni paalkhi; Tu samay ne le barabar paarkhi, Etle j taaji shaayri che me lakhi.

A Solid reason for having girlfriends at one time: Monopoly is always damaging & Competition improves service!

I’m feeling a little lonely and unloved…I think I will go to the airport and go through a TSA pat down just to get a little action!

Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone.

A friend who truly loves you will come to your door, beat on it, come in and even scream at you to resolve things between the two of you before they let go ~