needs very little, but needs that little so very much

I am a kind of paranoiac in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy.

There is a technical meteorological term for a sunny, warm day which follows two rainy days. It’s called a “Monday.”

Kya yaar tum bhi ajeeb ho, mere dil ke kitne kareeb ho, na milte ho na sms karte ho , kya tum mujh say bi ziyadah gharib ho…..

Tamam gham bhool janey ko G karta hai aaj, Muskuranay ko G karta hai, Bohut G liiye sahare aap ki yadoon k, Aaj aap k paas aaney ko G karta hai

Fault finding is like window washing. All the dirt seems to be on the other side.

31 States, 1618 Languages, 6400 Castes, 6 Religion, 6 Ethnic Groups, 29 Major festivals & 1 Country! Be Proud to be an Indian!.. Happy Independence Day………

Art is work, to sell it is art.

people think I’m crazy,there just jealous because gummy bears talk to me not them.

Wife Running After A Garbage Truck: Am I Too Late For The Garbage? Hubby Following Her Yelled: Not Yet. Jumpppp Innnn Fastttt.