My friend said they have a headache. I said, don’t worry, that’s just your brain trying to comprehend your own stupidity. It might hurt a while!

It is always possible to push a cow. Yet, no matter how hard you try, you can never pull one.

Sardar darvaze pe GUN liye khara tha Wife: y r u standing here? Sardar: Sher k shikar pe ja raha hon Wife: To jao na..! Sardar: Kase jaon baher KUTTA khara hai

ZinDaGi SaY YeHi GiLa HaY MuJhAy TU Badi DaiR Say MiLa HaY MuJhAy

My wife is so bored with sex, she only moans during commercial breaks.

Any car will last a lifetime – if you are careless enough.

On life’s journey Faith is nourishment, Virtuous deeds are a shelter, Wisdom is the light by day and Right mindfulness is the protection by night. If a man lives a pure life nothing can destroy him; If he has conquered greed nothing can limit
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There’s too much blood in my alcohol system.

NAMAZ Kia hai? . N=Nekion mai izafa . A=Aakhirat mai nijaat . M=MOHAMMAD (S.A.W) ki sunnat . A=Allah ki raza . Z=Zaria-e-qurbat-e-ELAHI. . NAMAZ na choro.

Tarasti nazaron ki pyas ho tum, Tadapte dil ki aas ho tum, Bujti zindagi ki sas ho tum, Phir kaise na kahu?.. kuch khas ho tum…