My friend said they
My friend said they have a headache. I said, don’t worry, that’s just your brain trying to comprehend your own stupidity. It might hurt a while!
It is always possible
It is always possible to push a cow. Yet, no matter how hard you try, you can never pull one.
Sardar going to shikaar
Sardar darvaze pe GUN liye khara tha Wife: y r u standing here? Sardar: Sher k shikar pe ja raha hon Wife: To jao na..! Sardar: Kase jaon baher KUTTA khara hai
ZinDaGi SaY YeHi GiLa
ZinDaGi SaY YeHi GiLa HaY MuJhAy TU Badi DaiR Say MiLa HaY MuJhAy
My wife is so
My wife is so bored with sex, she only moans during commercial breaks.
Words of the Buddha!!!
On life’s journey Faith is nourishment, Virtuous deeds are a shelter, Wisdom is the light by day and Right mindfulness is the protection by night. If a man lives a pure life nothing can destroy him; If he has conquered greed nothing can limit
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NAMAZ Kia hai?
NAMAZ Kia hai? . N=Nekion mai izafa . A=Aakhirat mai nijaat . M=MOHAMMAD (S.A.W) ki sunnat . A=Allah ki raza . Z=Zaria-e-qurbat-e-ELAHI. . NAMAZ na choro.


