Wo kon si cheez hai jis ko agar zameen pe painko to nahi tootti, Lekin agar pani mein painko to toot jati hai.

I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.

This SMS will EXPLODE in 5 seconds…. :05 :04 :03 :02 :01 (((((BOOM))))) “*”*”*”*”*”*” *”*”HAPPY”*”* “*”DIPAWALI”*” ….*”*”*….

When life seems like an uphill climb, take comfort in the fact that you’re mooning everyone behind you.

Since you are such a good friend why did you hurt me and do you feel like shit?

If you don’t have a sense of humor, you probably don’t have any sense at all.

Freedom of speech is wonderful – right up there with the freedom not to listen.

I’ve recently discovered that I can predict the future. You’d think I would’ve seen that coming

How Pakistani professors speak english, 1. Don’t dare talk in front of my back! 2.Both of u three get out of the class! 3.Why r u so late.. say yes or no? 4.Take 5 cm wire of any length! 5.I have 2 daughters, both of them are girls. 6.All of u stand
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Nazar andaz kaise kare aapko, nazron me bithaya hai jo aapko, yaad aane par roye bhi to kaise, darte hai jhuki jo palke to chubhengi aapko.