If my computer performs one more illegal operation, I’m going to report it to the authorities.

Today’s subliminal message is: ( )

Money can`t buy happiness but it can certainly rent it for a couple of hours.

Letting the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back in.

Best friends are the ones who always talk to you happy or sad and don’t tell you to leave them alone. Because your best- friends to the end

My body is a temple…with ample parking in the rear.

With my 1 heart 2 eyes 7 liter blood 206 bones 4.5 million red cells 60 trillion D N A”S… All wishing you a very very HAPPY DIWALI!

What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover? The position of the dirt bag

Do U know that, Fun as a triple scoops, Sweet as chocolates, Bright & cheerful as flowers, Its U May your wishes come true, And may each of your days be filled with, Joy & smiles too! “HAPPY RAKSHA BANDHAN”

Acting stupid, laughing at nothing, and making fun of people is just what we do