Did you ever notice that there are more horses’ asses in the world than there are horses.

Husband:u will never succeed in making that dog obey u! Wife:Nonsense it’s only a matter of patience, I had a lot of trouble with u at first.

There is no limit to the amount of good people could accomplish, if they don’t care who gets the credit.

By the time you’re eighty years old you’ve learned everything. You only have to remember it.

Ek sheikh ki beti ka operation hua Doctor ne kaha pathri nikli hai Sheikh bola lao mujhay do Doctor ne kaha woh kya karo gay Sheikh bola itni mehngi mili hai bechoon ga.

Why do men forget everything and women remember everything?

Akaila mehsos kero jub tanhai main, Yaad meri ayai jub judai main, Mehsos kerna tumharay hi paas hon main, Jub chahey daikh laina apni hi perchai main.

Show how you feel … feel what you show … & Never let anyone take your happiness from you

1 Zardari ko dekha to aisa laga Jese khana kharab, Jese total azaab, Jesey Aadi faqeer, Jesay murda zameer, Jese Naasoor ho koii sartaa howaa, Ek zardari ko dekha to aisa laga, Jese bijli ka taar Jese khanjar ki dhaar, Jesey dozakh ki aag, Jesey zehrila
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Life is what happens to you while you are planning to do something else.