When you love someone, it’s nothing. When someone loves you, it’s something. When U love someone & they love you back, It’s everything.

A man in the house is worth two in the street.

Prostitution is the only business where you can go into the hole and still come out ahead.

Tumhari is ada ka kya jawad du, apne dost ko kya uphar du, koi accha sa phool hota to mali se mangvata, jo khud gulab hai usko kya gulab du…HAPPY BIRTHDAY My love.

NASA has just completed work on a new rocket, nicknamed “Civil Servant.” It won’t work and they can’t fire it.

Things you must do every day..Smile and Laugh!!

Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.

The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing in the right place, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.

News reporter: KHAN SAAB ye batain k plateform par kharay saray pathan kaisay maray? Pathan: aik elan hua k train plateform per aa rahi hai, sub ne patri par chalang laga di. Reporter:Phir aap kaisay buch gaye? Pathan:main khudkushi k liye patri per leta
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I’m a procrastinator. I didn’t get my birthmark until I was eight years old.