I always laugh to myself when I read the question “What’s on your mind?” on Facebook, like you can handle what’s on my mind!

Neurotics build castles in the air. Psychotics live in them, and Psychiatrists charge them rent.

Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

Time is like money: you can either spend, waste, or invest!

A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her. Girl: “STUPID what r u doing?” Sardar: B.Com final year”

Any woman can have the body of a 21-year-old, as long as she buys him a few drinks first.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.

Tumhare janamdin par tumhe tofa ka bheju Sona bheju ya chandi bheju Koi kimti patthar ho to batana Jo khud Kohinoor ka hira ho use hira ka bheju

Politicians are wonderful people as long as they stay away from things they don’t understand, such as working for a living.

Never agree to plastic surgery if the doctor’s office is full of portraits by Picasso.