Y 18 sardars go 2 a movie
Question: Why did 18 Sardars go to a movie? Answer: Because below 18 was not allowed.
Toot Jaate Hain Sabhi
Toot Jaate Hain Sabhi Rishte Magar Dil Se Dil Ka Raabta Apni Jagah Dil Ko Hai Tujh Se Na Milne Ka Yaqeen Tujh Se Milne Ki Dua Apni Jagah…
Kaash tum zindagi main ayai hi na hotay
In ankhon main aansu ayai na hotay, Agar tum pichay mur ker muskuraye na hotay, Tumharay jaanay k baad yeh ghum hota hay, Kaash tum zindagi main ayai hi na hotay….
If you could kick
If you could kick the ass of the very person responsible for your troubles, you wouldn’t be able to sit down for a month.
If i could have
If i could have one life time wish.. one wish that would come true.. id wish i could go back to the day..that i could have had you
Kaise bhula dun main
Kaise bhula dun main teri yaad, Ab to mumkin nahi bhulana teri yaad. Kabhi the ham divana tere naam ke, Aaj teri chahat ne kiya hame barbad….
Doctor suggested full body Xray
Sardar said to doctor:Pore jism main kahin bhi ungli lagao to bohat dard hota hai, Doctor suggested full body Xray when he checked, Xray found fracture in “Ungli”
Lovers sitting in a park
Lovers sitting in a park, boy tries to kiss the girl.. Girl says No dear not all this before marriage.. Boy: Don’t worry darling “I am already married”.:p