Man will occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of the time he will pick himself up and carry on as if nothing happened.

If you receive something that says “Send this to all your friends”, please consider me not your friend.

What is d meaning of SMS ? Share My Sweetness, Search My Soul, Seek My Sweet Heart, Succeed My Smartness, See My Smile, So Keep Sending SMS.

If at first you don’t succeed, try a shorter bungee.

I’m not aging, I just need re-potting.

Socha kisi apne se baat karun, Apne kisi khaas ko yaad karun, Kiya jo faisla eid mubarak kehne ka, Dil ne kaha kyun na aapseshuruwat karun. *EID MUBARAK*

Practice safe sex, go screw yourself.

Kuch dost pal bhar me bhula diye jate hain kuch dost pal-pal yad aatey hain hum apse yahi puchna chahte hain k dosto ki is qataar me hum kahan aatey hain

There is no gravity. The Earth sucks.

Phir se aaya naya saal Aaj raat machaayege dhamaal Daaru sutta khoob peena hai Ek Resolution phir se lena hai