Dard kaafi hai bekhudi ke liye, Maut zaruri hai zindagi ke liye, Kaun marta hai kisi ke liye, Hum to zinda hai sirf aap hi keliye…

The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it.

Sangeet Ka Taraana Hua, Shamaa Ka Parwana Hua, Masti Ka mastaana Hua, Jaise Hi Gunghat Uthaya Is Duniya Se Ravana Hua!

God is my co-pilot, but the Devil is my bombardier.

Did you know that all great lovers have bad memories ? …Or did I tell you that already ?

To me, clowns aren’t funny. In fact, they’re kinda scary. I’ve wondered where this started, and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus and a clown killed my dad.

U r a nice person… but..U have to do 2 things early in the morning… 1st. pray to God so that u can live…. 2nd.take a bath so that others can live….

Never pass up an opportunity to pee.

is off to bed to snuggle with their Honey and their pillow. MMMMMM

Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.