Wo chham chham kar ke aayi wo chham chham kar ke chali gayi main sindoor le kar khada tha wo rakhi bandh kar chali gayi..

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My wife says that when she tells me something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other. When I tell her something, It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.

I miss the way you used to kiss me, I miss the way you used to hug and hold me, I miss the way you used to talk to me, I miss the way you used to want to always be with me, I even miss the way you used to say I Love You, but most of all I miss the way
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He who hesitates is probably right.

My worst day sober is better than my best day drunk.

Hamari dosti ka kitna faida uthhatay ho, 1msg bhej ke10 free pate ho, hamare dil par kyon zulm dhate ho, hamare msg forward kar k naye -naye dost banate ho.

I’ve reached the age where the happy hour is a nap.

I’m a great housekeeper. I get divorced. I keep the house.

Dear friend, Your validity for taking food during the day time has expired. Please fast next 30 days to resume your day time food. Thank you for eating. Happy Ramazan