Khofnaak andheri raat k sannatay main ek bhoot dosray bhoot ko samjhra raha tha: bhai ghabra mat, ye sub tere dimagh ka waham hai, pathan wathan kuch nahin hote.

Roj milti hai wo to safar main hai Use kya malum wo meri najar main hai Itni manchali chulbauli wo hasina hai Ki charcha uski sare shahar main hai Jidhar dekhu udhar use hi pata hoon Aati najar hame wo computer main hai Nagin si jab balkhake chalti wo Ho
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*Mom Calls Your Name* Yeah silence Yeah silence YEAH silence Wtf… sighs and gets up to go see what they wanted

If you want your children to listen to you, try talking softly to someone else.

Bhool jane ka hosla na hua, door rah kar bhi wo juda na hua, unse mil kar kisi aur se kya milte, koi dusra unke jaisa na hua

Wife: Jaanu kash aap SMS hotay, Main aap ko save karti, Husband: Jaan-e-man, kaash tum ring tone hoti, Main her haftay tumhe change karta

May the joy and peace of Christmas be with you all through the Year. Wishing you a season of blessings from heaven above. Happy Christmas

Aaapki khushiyon ko char chand lag jaayein Bichare huwe apne is baras laut aayein Aao mil kar karein hum ek nahi shruwaat Dil se aap sab ko “Happy new year 2010?

Just got a fortune cookie telling me to stop taking advice from strange cookies…

The age of a woman doesn’t mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles.