Judge:why did u shoot ur wife instead of shootingher lover? Sardar:Your honour, it’s easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

Everyone Lest make a Story every one must add one sentence to the story but it all has to make sense: ill start: Once the was a Box of Chocolates,

If you’re looking for sympathy, you’ll find it in the dictionary between “shit” and “syphilis”

Ai muhabbat tere anjam pey rona aaya, Jane kyu aaj tere naam pe rona aaya, Kabhi taqdir ka matam kabhi duniya ka gham, Manzile ishq mein har gaam pe rona aaya…

If triangles had a God, He’d have three sides.

What is Life? This question is still unanswered correctly in spite of several researches and all. Each individual has a particular view over life. Everyone sees life according to their experiences in the life. There are innumerable quotes on life, below
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Teri Mohababat yad aati hai hamko Teri wafayen satati hai hamko Kyon chhodkar hame ajnabi ho gaye Din rat teri yad tadpati hai hamko Tere jane ka asar hua Kuchh iss tarah Ab har khushi rulati hai hamko Suna hai hal tumhara bhi bura hai juda hokar hamse Yah
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The paperless office will become a reality about the same time as the paperless toilet.

Hasrat hai sirf unhe pane ki, aur koi khwahish nahi is deewane ki, shikwa mujhe unse nahi khuda se hai, kya zarurat thi unhe itna haseen banane ki….

Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend’s house during a power failure.