Wada Na Karo Agar Tum Nibha Na Sako, Chaho Na Usko Jise Tum Pa Na Sako, Dost To Duniya Me Bahot Hote Hai, Par Ek Khas Rakho Jiske Bina Tum Muskura Na Sako……

Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?

My boss says I could be replaced by a machine…funny, that’s what my wife says.

Yeh tumhara sulagta hua jism… kapkapatay hont…. larkharati Aawaz… thartharata badan . . . . mujhe pehle se shak tha k tumhain Malaria hai…..

Kisi ke khatir mohabbat ki inteha kar do….. Lekin itna bhi nahi ki usko khuda kar do……. Mat chaho kisi ko toot kar itna…… ki apni hi wafao se usko bewafa kar do……