you love it when
you love it when you have found the perfect guy but it hurts when you are not perfect for
Wishing You A Wonderful … Independence day
Wishing You A Wonderful Super-Duper – Zabardast Xtra-Badiya – Xtra Special Ekdum Mast n Happy Bole To Ekdum Jhakaas *Happy Independence Day*
Hum wo Ashiq hai jo
Hum wo Ashiq hai jo Surath se nahi Sirath se pyar krthe hai, jis par jaan hum apni nishawar krthe hai, kehne ko tho sabi Ashiq kehte hai, Magar Hum wo Ashiq hai jo apni mehboob ki izaat k khatir hum apni Mohbbt b chupa sakte hai.
Man needs a poison
Man at medical store:I need poison Chemist: I can’t sell you that Man shows his marriage certificate . . . Chemist: Oh! sorry, I didn’t knew u had a prescription.
James bond and a dog
Once james bond met a dog in jungle he said,”I am bond.!! JAMES BOND..!!” The dog bites him & replies,”I am KUTtA..!!!” “PAGAL KUTTA…!!”
The difference between a
The difference between a blonde and a tree is, the tree knows when it’s being cut down.
All Muslims are forbidden
All Muslims are forbidden to watch television in Afghanistan. My wife thinks this is called “The Tellyban”