My education was dismal. I went to a series of schools for mentally disabled teachers.

JIN:- kia hukum hy mere malik? Malik:-Pakistan se load shedding, mahangay kam kar do or petrol sasta. JIN:- Aaqa hukum do, tafriyan mat karo:p

If life gives you lemons, stick them down your shirt and make your boobs look bigger.

Qualities a friend must have: Cute as crocodile. Smart as donkey. Active as turtle. Fit as hippo. Matured as monkey. Sincerity like dog. No doubt you are my good friend

Bulimia: twice the taste, none of the calories.

“We can’t afford to wait Until The storm has passed. We must learn to work in rain”

Spontaneous Combustion: A phenomenon induced in pyromaniacs by the camera crews of shows such as ‘believe it or not’.

Maha ko dieting ka shoq tha mamal e ae Sufi sufi pe atmad jo tha subah hoi to na SUFI tha na MAHA 3 sal baad maha mili sath Habib or Sultan bhi thay Dekha sufi ka kamal.

Bekabu hai dil fir bhi jiya ja raha hu, Khali hao botal fir bhi piya ja raha hu, Majburi to dekho is dil ki. Reply nahi mil raha fir bhi msg kiya ja raha hu.

In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number.