TIP for GUYS: Your girl does NOT want to hear how you think another woman is hot!!! DUH!

Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour == Knot-furlong

Relationships are like roses.They start off as a tiny bud then bloom into a beautiful flower but then the rose dies and all that’s left are the painful thorns=(

Let us so live that when we die even the undertaker will be sorry.

Sardar 2 friend: Guess how many coins I have in my pocket? Friend:If I guess right, u give me 1? Sardar:Oji, I will give both of them

“Mister, why doesn’t this cow have any horns?” asked the young lady from a nearby city.

The problem with reality is a lack of background music.

Sardar 1:yar yeh joray kahan bantay hain? Sardar 2:Aasman par Pehla:Abay shit yaar Dosra: Kia howa? Pehla: main to darzi ko day aaya

Enjoy life. There’s plenty of time to be dead.

Santa taklu He phir bhi roz saloon jata hay, Why ??? Kion k Saloon Santa Ka Hay:-)