God is real, unless declared as an integer.

is as bored as a nun at an orgy

Teacher: Johny, if your father earned $100,000 and gave half of it to your mother, what would she have? Little johny: A heart a attack!

To define recursion, we must first define recursion.

Crime doesn’t pay… does that mean my job is a crime?

Our friendship means a lot to me. U cry i cry. U laugh i laugh. U jump out of the window I look down & then . . . I laugh again

1 memon subha so ko utha to dekha ke uski biwi mar gaye hay. Wo foran kitchen me gaya or apni beti ko galay laga kar rony laga or bola,“1 banday ka nashta kam banana”

Money is the root of all evil, and man needs roots.

By merely being there. Within the shelter of your arms, The comfort of your care, And may this joy be just a hint Of happy years to be Not only for you, Baby, But for all the family.

ArZo0 HaY TumHAin Do0R Se DekHNay KI, MAgEr PasS NaHi AaNa ChAhTa, TaMaNnA NaHi tuMHain PANAy ki, MAgeR KhoNA BhI NAHi CHAhTa…