When I hear myself eating crunchy food, I wonder if other people can hear it too.

A little lie is like a little pregnancy it doesn’t take long before everyone knows.

Had this been an actual emergency, we would have fled in terror and you would not have been notified.

2 Sardar sit in a coffee shop 1st: “jaldee pee yaar, coffee thandi ho jayai gi” 2nd: “Tu kia? 1st: arey bay waqoof, menu card parh!!! HOT COFFEE Rs.20/- & COLD COFFEE Rs. 40/-

if Facebook ends can u imagine Wat the world would be like?

If you’re only as old as you feel, how could I be alive at 150?

If you drink, don’t park. Accidents cause people.

Seek, and you shall be disappointed.

I love Christmas. I receive a lot of wonderful presents I can’t wait to exchange.

Just give me chocolate and nobody gets hurt.