Anything you lose automatically doubles in value.

Two eyebrows are better than one.

Cat: the other white meat.

Chocolate is made from cocoa, cocoa is derived from beans, we all know beans are vegetables, so – chocolate counts as vegetables. So eat 5 serves daily.

Man standing on the scale, holding his stomach in. Wife:I do not think that is going to help. Man:Sure it does. How else could I see the numbers?

Where do you get virgin wool from? Ugly sheep.

If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you’ve never tried before.

True friends are like Diamonds… they are real and rare. False friends are like leaves… they are scattered everywhere.

It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail in the process.

Halloween wraps fear in innocence, As though it were a slightly sour sweet. Let terror, then, be turned into a treat…