This is not something to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown, with great force.

Khuda ke Ghar say Kuch Gadhey farar hogaye kuch to pakray gayai kuch hamare yaar hogaye

A boy goes to see a dance. His mom angrily asks him: Did u see anything there that u were not supposed to see? Boy: yes, I saw dad!

Wafa Main Ab Ye Hunar Ikhtiar Karna Hai, Woh Sach Kahe Na Kahe Aitebar Karna Hai. Yeh TujhKo Jagte Rehne Ka Shauk KabSe Hua, Mujhe To Khair Tera Intezaar Karna Hai.

Har khushi dil ke karib nahi hoti, jindagi gamo se dur nahi hoti, aye dost dosti ko sanjokar rakhna, dosti har kisi ko nasib nahi hoti

Old age comes at a bad time.

Jo khusboo ban ke dil me bas gaya hai, Khuda jaane woh mujhse kyon khafa hai ! WO chehra gam se kumhlane na paye, Mere hoton pay ab bhi ye duaa hai ! Tabassum hai labon pe dil me nafarat, Yahi iss daur ka nakse wafa hai ! Judaa hokar bhi sabke sath Hun
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Percussive Maintenance – this is the fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again.

Zindagi Ki Raah Me Khud Ko Akela Mat Samajhna doston Aur Bhi Bohot Hain Jo Is Shor o Ghol Me Tanha Hain…

Grooms, once you marry, please remember that when you have a discussion with your future wife, always try to get the last two words in: “Yes dear”