The Miss Universe pageant is fixed. All the winners are from Earth.

You are a DONKEY D 4 decent O 4 outclass N 4 nice K 4 kind E 4 excelent Y 4 young

Life is like a box of chocolates; too big a box with too few chocolates.

ORIGINAL: Bazigar O…. bazigar…….tu hai bada Jaadugar…………. mera dil tha akela …………tune khel aisa khela …………. tere yaad mein jaagu raat bhar…..r..r..r..r……. MODIFIED: Bazigar O…. bazigar…….tu hai bada Dhokebar…………. tune
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In heaven together we were in a big hall. An Angel told us to write our sins before going in, but before l could start writing any thing l heard you caling for ”EXTRA SHEET”.

Aaeen men ek aur tarmeen, Ab new quomi tarana Musharraf sir zameen shad baad, Kishwar-e-Haseen shad baad, Tou nishan-e-corruption aalishan, Arz-e-Musharafstan, Shad bad opposition sari barbad, Musharaf sir zameen ka nizam, atay, gas, bijli ka bohran, Qoum
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1. Cute 2. Sexy 3. Ugly 4. Gorgeous 5. I Love You 6. I Want To Go Out With You 7. I’d Kiss You 8. Your My Best friend 9. Pretty Eyes 10. Funny RATE ME! :]

Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.

If a kiss was a raindrop I’d send you showers, If a hug was a second I’d send you hours, If happiness was sand I’d send you the sea, If love was a person I’d send you me.

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?