Boy:Darling Hamare pyar ke bare mein kisi ko mat batana. Girl: Sana ko to zaroor bataungi, kehti thi kaun paagal hoga jo tujhse pyar karega

Wife: I wish I was a newspaper so I would be in ur hands allday. Husband: I too wish that u were a newspapers so I could have a new one everyday.

Aukha langda eh waqt vichhore da, bin yaar guzara kaun kare, ik din howe taan lang jawe, sari umar guzara kaun kare

Stop searching. Happiness is right next to you.

They say Love isn`t a game. Why are there so many players then?

It is not the moutain ahead that’s wearing me out, it’s the grain of sand in my shoe.

The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left.

If the “black box” flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn’t the whole airplane made out of that stuff?

Divorce is like Espresso, expensive and bitter.

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