Sohniye tu Sohni vaang sohni ta badi ae, par kade us vaang kache garre(matke) te vi tarri ae, oh ta dariya wich dub marri yaar khatir, saade layi das tu kade kande te vi khadi ae!!

1 makhi ganjay k sir per ja bethi, Dosri makhi nay kaha, “Wah kia ghar mila hai tujhey” Pehli makhi boli: “Kahan yaar, abhi to sirf plot kharida hai”

Ek larka dr sy lagta hai ma andha ho gya hon Dr. nay uski ankhon ko check kia Or kha nahi beta tmhari ankhein tu theek hain. Larka. Tu phr newspaper me Mujhy maira roll num kyun nazar nahi aa rha ?

Tinsel is really snakes’ mirrors.

Time is never wasted when you are wasted all the time.

pahlay hat ma lo phir mon mai lo phir thook lagao phir sidha karoo phir sorakh ma daloo uff.. kithna muskhil ha soi mai dagha dalna

Dhalti raat ka khula ehsas hai, Mere dil me teri jagah kuch khas hai, Tum nahi ho yahan mujhe malum hai, Par dil kahta hai ki tu dil ke paas hai.

“There are three ingredients to happiness: something to love, something to do, and something to hope for.”

Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain Tum bin hum bohat akele hain Sab kuch chod kar tumeh MMS karte hain Dekho hum kitne vele hain *vele = lazy (vele is a Punjabi word)