When we went to Las Vegas, I told my wife I wanted to gamble, but she said No Dice.

It’s not the bullet that kills you, it’s the hole.

Khushian ho overflow, masti kabhi na ho low, dosti ka surur chaya rahe, dhan aur shorat ki ho bauchar, aisa aaye aapke liye DIWALI KA TYOHAR

Meri yaad jab bhi unhe aati hogi, Har lamha bas unhe rulaati hogi, Kaise bhul jaye unki chahat ko hum, Bas intezar hain kahi se to aati hogi.

I’m not saying that I’m losing my sex drive, but at my age, I’m envious of a stiff wind.

Jo har pal jalti rahe, use roshni kehte hain,,,,, Jo pal pal chalti rahe, use zindagi kehte hain, Jo pal pal khilti rahe, use mohabbat kehte hain, Jo saath na chode, use apni dosti kehte hain…

Tenu apna banaiye asi ene joge kithe, Haal dil da sunaiye asi ene joge kithe, Tenu yaad karna hi bas zindgi hai saadi, Yaad asi tenu aaiye asi ene joge kithe…

Don’t criticize your wife…if she were perfect, she would have married much better than you.

Kion har bar mosam ki tarah badal jate ho, Har bar hamara dil dukhatay ho, Yeh bat sun ker hamari roh tak kanp gaye, Ae dost tum masjidon se chapal or lote churate ho

Lawyer’s creed: a man is innocent until proven broke.