Ready – Fire – Aim.

Teacher :Because of Gandhiji’s hard work what do we get on 15th August. Student:A holiday

It’s been a lifetime struggle for me to stop spending my lifetime struggling.

Any man who says he can see right through a woman is sure missing a lot.

If you took all the stupid people in the world… you’d have formed Rhode Island.

Why is it that night falls but day breaks?

Every 4 seconds a woman has a baby. We must find this woman and stop her.

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.

Kid: cant i just take a whooping instead?

Blutarsky’s Axiom: Nothing is impossible for the man who will not listen to reason.