Marriage is a three-ring circus: Engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.

If you see a man approaching you with the obvious intent of doing you good, you should run for your life.

When the aliens come, When the death rays hum, When the bombers bomb, We’ll still be freakin’ friends.

Speak when you’re angry and you’ll make the best speech you’ll ever regret.

”Never try to examine your love relations because they are like diamonds when you hit them they don’t break but may slip away from your life … ”

A short n true message for life … Care should be in heart and not in words… ! Anger should be in words and not in heart … =)

Choti Si Dosti, Anjaani Mulakaatein; Pal Bhar Mein Khatam Hote Din, Khayalon Mein Doobi Lambi Raatein; Yahin Se Shuru Hota Hai Pyaar, Hai Na..??

If you can’t dazzle them with brilliance, riddle them with bullets.

Yesterday I went to the furniture store and bought myself a “decaffinated” coffee table

The way your hand fits into mine is like no puzzle I’ve ever seen before. =]