Shouldn’t all married men forget their mistakes? After all there’s no sense in two people remembering the same things, right?

All I ask of life is a constant and exaggerated sense of my own importance.

Is playing hide n seek with the voices in my head, I’m under the stairs they will never find me ha. WAIT! I DON’T HAVE STAIRS, CRAP! WHERE AM I?!?

ujre hue loagon se gurezaan na hua kar haalaat ki qabron pe ye qatbe bhi parha kar. har waqt ka hansna tujhe barbaad na kar de tanhaaee ke lamhon mai kabhi ro bhi liya kar, ae dil tujhe dushman ki bhi pehchan kahan hai. too halqa e yaaran mai bhi mohtaat
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A phone call costs less than you think. Soon it’ll cost more than you believe.

Har samundar mein saahil nahin hota Har jahaaz mein missile nahin hota Agar Dhirubhai Ambani nahin hota To har gadhe ke paas mobile nahin hota…

Jap “Dhaniya” ……….. Rab Da Naa Ucha Ve Sukh Payenga ……… Karam Karenga Je Sucha Ve

Being yourself is being the person everyone else wants you to be.

As I bit into the nectarine, it had a crisp juiciness about it that was very pleasurable – until I realized it wasn’t a nectarine at all, but a human head!

Wife: Main tumhari yaad mein 15 din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hun, mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho? Husband: 15 din aur ruk jao…