Everyone is a genius. It’s just that some people are too stupid to realize it.

One doesn’t have to live in constant fear, unless of course one suffers from paranoia.

You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!! Just a second, don’t misunderstand. CUTE means: Creating Useless Troubles Everywhere..

A professional golfer takes longer to line up a six-foot putt than the Toyota Corporation takes to turn raw iron ore into a Corolla.

says, “Relationships don’t just happen, they require alot of work from both sides to keep happening.”

The sky is falling. No, I’m tipping over backwards.

An unemployed court jester is no one’s fool.

Bhej ker SMS dilse yaad kia hay, Phir na kehna k maina bhula dia hay, Ab na koi bahana tumhara hoga, Dekh ker SMS hamara apko muskurana hoga

The dyslexic pagan: not only does he believe in Dog, but believes in many other dogs as well.

Do you believe in love at first sight .. or do I have to walk by again??