My friend has a baby. I’m recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant.

would it be weird if every ones Facebook switched off…

Taxi driver to sardar:- Sardar ji petrol khatam ho gaya ha gaddi agay nahi ja rahi sardar: Koi gal nahi gaddi piche lelo

Life is like a MOVIE… If u r sad – DRAMA If u r afraid – SUSPENSE If u r angry – ACTION When u look at the mirror – HORROR

Statistics are like bikinis. What they conceal is more important than what they reveal.

Celebrity: someone who works all his life to be recognized, and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.

don’t mess with a girl and their chocolate

All you need is a sick mind and a healthy body.

1 Anokhi Dua Aap ko Khushyan itni milen jitni MUSHARRAF ko Gaaliyaan… Aapki Zindagi Se Gham aise khatam hoon jese PTV se haya Aapko GEO jesa sabar miley Shorat itni mile jini “BB” ko mili Health aesi mile jese SANGEETA ko… or Aap
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Jab bhi tanha baitha hoga, Usne mujhko socha hoga Meri aankhon mein aansoo hoga, Uska daaman bheega hoga Koi mujhko chuu kar guzra, Khusboo ka ek jhonka hoga Raiza raiza hoon main kab se, Woh bhi pal pal bikhra hoga Barkha rut ki baarish barsi, Koi
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