I wouldn’t say that Joe has a sore arm, per se, but his arm is kind of sore.

True relatives always stand behind u during bad times. Check ur marriage album. All your relatives were standing behind u!

Smartphones: The best thing to happen to bathrooms since the newspaper.

Moral of the movie Ghajini… Whenever going to meet your girlfriend Make sure u have your cell phone.. n when u r in deep trouble keep your cell phone silent…

why does my heart always tend to break? I dont know how much more I can take. you caused me pain and never cared from then on, to love i was scared. I just want someone to love me without the price of pain I just want someone to make my life change.

Sex is the only activity where you start at the top and work your way to the bottom, while getting a raise.

Ghum Ki Barish Ne Bhi Tere Naqsh Ko Dhoya Nahin Tu Ne Mujh Ko Khoo Diya, Meine Tujhe Khoya Nahin Jaanta Hoon Ek Aisay Shakhs Ko Mein Bhi Ghum Se Pathar Ho Gaya Lekin Kabhi Rooya Nahin…

Milne ki khushi hai ya bichadne ka gum, Ankhon mein aansu hai ya udas hai ham, Kaise kahain k kaisey hain ham, Bas itna samaj lena k tum bin bohat akele hai ham,

Jesus saves. He uses double coupons.

In America any boy may become President and I suppose it’s just one of the risks he takes.