A drunk man’s words are a sober man’s thoughts.

The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day, you’re off of it.

People sweat so that they don’t catch fire while they’re making love.

We, the unwilling, led by the unknowing, have been asked to do so much with so little for so long that we are now capable of doing anything with nothing.

It’s not easy to find happiness in ourselves and it’s impossible to find it elsewhere.

Hallmark Card: “Someday I hope to get married, but not to you.”

Kya bataun ki mayus aansoo mere, Kis kadar toot kar tere dama hue, Naram bistar pe jaise koi Gulbadan, Apne Mehbub se ruth kar gir pade.

bekhudi ki zindagi hum jiya nahi karte. jaam dusron se cheen kar hum piya nahi karte. agar unko mohabbat hai toh hum se akar izaar kare. peecha hum bhi kissi ka kiya nahi karte

Your my fruit to my loop the star to my burst ,the pop to my tart bust most importantly your the best to my friend

Dil ap ka ho dharkane hamari hon, Ankhen aap ki, aansu hamare hon, Chehra aap ka, muskurahat hamari ho, Khuda kare hum dono ki dosti itni gehri ho, Nokri ap karo ro salary hamari ho.