Karni mujhe khuda se kuch fariyad baki hai. Hame unse kehni kuch baat baki hai. Maut aayegi to keh denge zara ruk, Abhi mere dost se ek mulakat baki hai.

Wife:kal rat tum mujhey neend mein galian kion de rahey thai? Husband: tumhey ghalat fehmi hoi hai.. Wife: kesi ghalat fehmi? Husband: yehi k mein neeend mein tha

“Can I have a sip?”…”ok”

Let others lead small lives, but not you. Let others argue over small things,but not you. Let others cry over small hurts, but not you. Let others leave their future in someone else’s hands, but not you. (Jim Rohn)

Today in Art class we were going to paint a nude model, but the teacher sent her to the office for violating dress code.

I’ve invented a fly spray that doesn’t kill flies; it makes them so sexually active, you can swat two at a time.

Dear FB, I hate to complain about a free network but if things start moving any slower it will actually be faster to go visit all my friends in person.

Life is 4 living, I Live 4 U. Songs r 4 singing, I Sing 4 U. Love is 4 caring, I Care 4 U. Angels r 4 keeping, Can I keep U…?

Lady: Doctor mere lips pe infection hogaya hai. Doctor: KISS kitni bar karti ho? Lady: Saal main 1 baar! Doctor: Infection nahi “ZANG” lag gaya hai.

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. Sally plays strip poker. Whenever she loses, she has to put something on.