You’re old when your sweetie says, “Lets go upstairs and make love,” and you answer, “Honey, I can’t do both!”

There are never enough hours in the day, but always too many days before Saturday.

Like birds, let us, leave behind what we don’t need to carry GRUDGES SADNESS PAIN FEAR and REGRETS. Life is beautiful, Enjoy it. HAPPY NEW YEAR 2010

Jo rehtay hain sada dil mein unhain dhoonda nahi kertay Jo ruch jain rag o pay mein unhain socha nahi kertay Baharon kay ghanay saye mein tulkhi bhi, chubhan bhi hai Bamon ki dhoop ka tum say mager shikva nahi kertay Nahi aatay kabhi bhi laot ker guzray
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Collect empty Cornflakes packets in a spare bedroom or attic space. Count them after five years, then divide the total by 260. This will give you a rough idea of how many packets you get through in a week.