What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.

Itni assani se kaise bhul jata hai koi, Rah-rah ker kyon yaad aata hai koi. Umer bher yadd karte rahenge aapko, Dekhte hai kub tak Hume bhulata hai koi.

My eyes detected My heart reacted Thousand were rejected & Only you were selected. . . . . . . Because I needed a monkey for an advertisement.

When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.

A scientist cannot b a president,but kalam did it. A conductor cannot b a superstar,but Rajini did it. A monkey cannot operate mobile, but u mere lal, mind blowing….. (u did it)

Shopping tip: You can get shoes for 85 cents at the bowling alley.

I take this opportunity to thank you for your immeasurable contribution to my life. Thank you Mom! And wish you a Very Happy Mother’s Day!

has the energy, enthusiasm and willpower of a comatose sloth

Why do people order a double cheeseburger, large fries, and a diet soda?

Doctor to sardar : You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one before you die? Sardar : Yes. A good doctor.