The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.

The trouble with trouble is that it starts out as fun.

Life is a game which we have to play! So, live it & have fun bcoz….. Har pal me pyar hai, Har lamhe me khushi hai, Kho do to yaadein hai….. jee lo to zindagi hai.

we all have a friend with a dirty mind

Now matter how stormy the day God will always eventually send a rainbow your way!

Teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except one Sardarji. He wrote No match, due to rain!!!

Why are women wearing perfumes that smell like flowers? Men don’t like flowers. I’ve been wearing a great new scent. It’s called New Car Interior.

Zindagi sirf mohabbat nahi,kuch aur bhi hay zulf-o-rukhsar ki jannat nahi,kuch aur bhi hay bhool-o-aflas ki is maari hui dunya main ishq hi ek haqiqat nahi,kuch aur bhi hay …

Life is a game, play it; life is a challenge, meet it; life is an opportunity, capture it. In life, the best revenge is living

You know how it is when you’re walking up the stairs, and you get to the top, and you think there’s one more step? I’m like that all the time.