As we grow older, our bodies get shorter and our anecdotes longer.

“Three six nine, the goose drank wine, the monkey chewed tobacco on a street car line”…….what the hell?? What kind of zoo is this!!???

Baap: beta shadi k din susral walay ghari dein tu suit mang lena. Scooter dein tu car mang lena, dokan dien tu ghar beta: dady larki dein tu oski maa mang lon?

Humesha muskura kay aansooun ko chupaya Ghum ko chupanay ka yehi rasta nazar aaya Kis kis ko batatey behtey ashkon ka sabab Kay derd-e-dil dil main kis nay jagaya Mehfilon main kahin bhi maza na raha Rakha dil pay pather to khud ko sajaya Baat bay baat
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My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom

Good morning! Good morning to you! and you.. and you.. and you.. Good morning to all! Wait? What?! It’s night time? aah. I really need to go to bed. Good night

Be-zabano ko jub wo zaban deta hay, Parhne ko phir wo QURAN deta hay, Bakshne pay aata hay jub ummat k gunahon ko, Tohfay mein gunahgaron ko RAMAZAN deta hai

They who drink beer will think beer.

Believes that you should always be yourself. Don’t change because someone gets you down!! There are friends who love you the Just the way you are!! )

Diwali ek khusiyon ka taivhaar hai, Andhere se ujaale ki aur barkaraar hai, Har koi andhere ko ujaala karne ke liye taiyaar hai, Lekin jo saavdhani rakhe, wahi samajhdaar hai. Koi waqt ka toh koi khusiyon kaa talabgaar hai. Nazre bhicha kar baitha hai,
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