is wondering whether it’s too late to become a nun??

Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from your auto. sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler

Kisi nay dil badal liya, Kisi nay dharkan badl li, Aap k paas kuch nahin tha badalnay ko, to aap nay masjid main ja kar chappal badal li:p

We can learn much from wise words, little from wisecracks, and less from wise guys.

Khuda ki mahobbat fanah kaun karega.. Sabhi neak ban gaye to gunah Kaun karega.. Aye khuda bewafa sanam ko bachaye rakhna.. Warna hamari maut ki dua kaun karega…

Tufani Barish Aadhi raat Ramlal Pizza Hut pe pizza lene aya Waiter: Aap married hain? Ramlal: Saale, aisi tufani barish main kaunsi maa bete ko pizza lene bhejegi?

came outta my momma a smart ass even when I was a fat ass!!

Zindagi mein hamesha SMART log milenge, kahi zyada to kahi kum milenge, choice zara soch k karna, zaroori nahi har jagah tumhe hum jaise milenge

Tere husn ki taarif karte-2 kahin meri umr na baat jaye, sambhaalo mujhko kahin mera damm na toot jaye,,,,,,, koi kehta hai aashiq to koi deewana kehta hai, koi awaara to koi hame ek fasana kehta hai, tu hi bata kya hoon main?isse pehle ki meri khushi
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Teri bewafai ko us wafa k saath nibhayenge, K teri ankhon say bhi aansoo nikal jayenge, Yeh wada hai k hum tujhe us mod tak layenge, Jahan hum apna dard teri aankhon say chalka kay dekhayenge.