You can’t buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.

I’m as confused as a baby in a topless bar.

Salesman:This computer will cut your workload by 50%. Santa:That is great, I will take two of them:p

Loving the life I’m living. Living the life I love.

Promise me we are true friends I am lamp you are light I am Coke you are Sprite I am Sawan you are badal I am Normal you are Pagal I am Water you are Tanki I am Tarzan you are Monkey

If you can’t laugh at yourself, I’ll be glad to do so for you.

Yelling At A Video Game When You Get Killed

Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry.

Four years ago… no, it was yesterday.

khud ke Ishq ko fanna kuan karega, sabhi nek banenge toh gunhaa kuan karega, ae khuda bachaye rakhna uss bewafa sanam ko, warna hamari maut ki dua kuan karega…