Why should I waste my time reliving the past when I can spend it worrying about the future?

As a matter of fact is an expression that precedes many expressions that aren’t.

I’m feeling a little lonely and unloved…I think I will go to the airport and go through a TSA pat down just to get a little action!

Friend is one, who F-inds you in a R-ush of people, I-nspires you to do something in life, Catches your E-motions and N-ever leaves you till D-eath…

Meet In RAJASTAN, Love In HINDUSTAN Marrage In DEVASTAN, Take Honymoon In AFGANISTAN, But Dont Bring Ur Population 2 Our Pakistan

you wake up one day and on that day all your dreams and everything you wish for and you’ve wanted they’re… gone, just like that,

Aap jaise log hume kuch khas lagte hai. mann me har waqt hum ek aas rakte hai, jaane kab aa jaye sms aapka is liye cell ko dil ke pass rakte hai

Allah Aap ko brown balo wali neeli aankhon wali Gulabi honton wali, Patli kamar wali, Khoobsurat seengoon wali . . gayee(cow) atta karay qurbani k liye Ameen

My kid had sex with your honor student.