saying “LOL” when you find something funny in real life

It’s only unethical if you get caught.

It’s not pretty being easy.

LIKE if you are Changing the word because you can`t spell the word you wanted to use.

a good friend will share an umbrella with you in the rain, but a best friend will steal yours and scream RUN BITCH RUN! YOU’RE GONNA GET WET!

Robertology: The study of Bob…

Dard ko hamdard na mila, Shauk ko maut na mili, is liye Dard ko qaid kia shauk ko azaad kia, Ham se jis tarah bana, hum nay tujhey yaad kia

Sex makes you alert and ready to face the world… it’s an ideal substitute for a hot breakfast.

The person you are trying to reach is temporarily out of their mind. Please leave a message after the beep…

Who let you get on the horse You witch’s child? . . . . Can’t understand? . . . . . Tenu ghori kinnay charhaya bhootni k…:p:d