Police:Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phasi di jayegi. Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha! Police:Kion has rahe ho? Sardar:Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hon.! hehehe:d

Illegal drugs are the chlorine in the gene pool.

Tanha chor ker hum ko hasla bhi dete ho, Saans cheen ker jeenay ki dua bhi dete ho, Ik taraf judai ka tazkira bhi jari hai, Aur muskuranay ka mashwara bhi detay ho

I’m not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.

when i met you i was scared to like you when i liked you i was scared to love you and now that i love you I’m scared to lose you

Nigaho mein aur koi dosti ke kabil na raha, Is kinare ka aur koi sahil na raha, Chand jaisa dost mila humein zamin par, Aasma ka chand bhi aab deedar k kabil nahi raha.

The winner of the rat race is still a rat.

From ghoulies and ghosties And long-leggedy beasties And things that go bump in the night, Good Lord, deliver us! ~Scottish Saying

A penny saved is a penny earned, and a penny spent, is a penny enjoyed.

Distances never separate any relation, time never builds any relation. If feelings r true from heart, then friends r always friends forever!