Khud se pyar kabhi kiya nahi, Aapke siva kisi ko ye haq diya nahi. Mushkil me apne akela kar liya, Roshni ka khwab dikhakar andhera kar liya…

ISHQ da jisnu khwaab aa janda ae, waqt samjho khraab aa janda ae, mehboob aave ya na aave par taare ginan da hisaab aa janda ae!

Dear Phone, i`m sorry for dropping you, yelling at you, forgetting to charge you, and throwing you. Love, Carless User.

Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from your auto. sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler

If at first you DO succeed, try not to look astonished!

The Ford Motor Company is unveiling a car with a body entirely made of plastic. I believe they’re calling it the Cher.

All work and no play, will make you a manager.

Let the God decorate each golden ray of the sun reaching u with wishes of success, happiness and prosperity 4 u, wish you a super duper happy birthday.

A person’s character and their garden both reflect the amount of weeding that was done during the growing season.

is just waiting for the happy ending fairy to sprinkle some magic fairy dust over my life…